Leon Herring's World of Things

Jackastory

2008-06-19T21:05:00.003+01:00

Hello fellow ludens!

I just want to tell a short story about me and where I come from. I is a humble starfish of the class Asteroidea. I not sure if that mean I come shootin down from space, I din't remember bein born so mebbe I is alien starfish? Praps come from woolly galacksy somewear near Lepufo?

Anyhoo, since I can remember I has always like beeches coz they is golden, soft and comfy to lie on. They is also near water but coz of my fur I ain't good to go in the see. I has discuvvered many beeches during mishuns, which make Leon very happy. However, I is also sad starfish as I is not like other ones I find on beeches - mebbe this is more evvydence of alien orrigins? Earth starfish can do strange things like catch fuds by throwing stommaks outside body. I have tried this - it not wok for me. I do better with things like cumber sammiches and netteltee. Also favourite is FISHYCHIPS! Praps this is becoz they come from see?

So, in conclewshun, I fink that mebbe Leon is like Clar Kennt? Was shot down from mebbe dyein woolly plannit to save him and now has superpowers like bein good at growing new armsislegsis, learning new skillz like being cross, and making stuff from woolly. These are definitely not skillz seen in Earth starfish. That's it, that's The End.

Mishun #13

2008-06-19T09:15:00.005+01:00

Last night after growing my new armsislegsis I decided to go esplorring around the howse. This is what I have found:

This my new hoss! Giddyup!

Is larnce for jowsting (mebbe try on hoss too?):

Is pole for darncin:

Is fun swing:

Is back scracha for when Leon gets all ichy:

And found another spaceshiprocket on big messy table!

Also has found new friend on a dusty shelf (though am glowtin as I has more armsislegsis than him!)

In conclewshun, Leon fnks tha new armsislegsis very useful in recon mishuns :o)

Avatari brayne

2008-06-17T13:49:00.002+01:00

I is collecting zinks to splain workings of Leonmind... Leon intrestid in many finks

1. These Sapiens are studying my ancestors... I likes geniealogie:

2. Woolly starfish!

3. These men maskarayde under my name!

4. Leon is fewling the crowshay revolooshun

5. Nest nest nest

6. Visiting Scotchland

7. Beeches wot ar gud

8. Leon is golden number accordin to Fibbynarchi

9. More examples of why starfish not funny

10. Where to go to increase arms praps?

Howsehuntin

2008-06-17T12:43:00.004+01:00

I has bin dun lookin for new and siting placess to live for Mishun #12. As my luden spends most of time in hoffice I thort might be good place to start. There is many potenshal homes...

This one is bit like nest but not as cosy. Is nice to be near naytcha tho!

This also reminds me of my family. Is soft but not much room inside as full of soft rustly rustly

I tried to share nest with friendly pengwin but a bit of a skweez...

This one also bit crampt...

And this one too!

This howse had more room but not very soft. Leon prefer soft woolly nest at home.

This has handy trapdoor for keeping dark at night.

So, Leon think that wooly nest still favrit, even though lots of possibilities here. Praps could be holiday homes?

Scotchland trip

2008-06-09T10:23:00.006+01:00

This weekend I went to a different part of Scotchland. I started journeying at the Learning Place...

I got on a Trayne that was headed for somewhere called Noost Reet where I was supposed to find a new bigger one to take me to Scotchland.

Noost Reet was very busy with lots of Sapiens carrying big bags and looking annoyed. I found a flashy board that was supposed to tell me where to find my trayne. It was pretty and bright but you had to wait a long time for it to change. I dint really understand it.

After I found my Trayne I saw it was covered in glyphs. Not sure what they mean. Praps is its name? Maybe member of gang like Ludens and is displayin rank?

I climbed aboard and found my seat. Once I was there though I had problems getting comfytable.

We set off! Finally my destintation was revealed. I was goin Eddybra! There was a spooky voice came from nowhere that told me this.

It was a long journey so I had to make entertainment for myself. I liked looking out of the window as the world went past really fast. When we were in cunntree I really liked the green colour, and then I saw fluffy sky-glyphs on legs walking around on the ground! I was falabbermagastid!

Half way there a man came through the Trayne calling everyone 'rubbish'. I thought that was very rude but noone else seemed to mind. Trayne started getting crampy smelly hot. All sapiens arguing over seets. Leon no like so went sleepy.

When woke got bored an thought I'd try some crowshay. My luden likes it a lot but I just got tangled. What they were making made a comfy seat though.

I is arrived!! Staying in place called Leeth which seems very sunshiney. Leon have to be careful not go bright red.

In the night I got taken to a gigg where there was flashy lights and smoke. Leon not like the sounds though - loud and shouty.

The next day went esplorring. I climbed all over Eddybra - is not as big as originally thought.

Sat down to relax after esplorring and saw some wiffie in the park!!

Next day we went on day trip to norfberrik. BEECH!! Leon feel very at home as saw sand and see. Also met some friends, one let me take a ride on his back.

Leon like Scotchland very much - everybit seen so far is sandy and warm :o) Is very tired now tho and needs rest before continuing on next mishun...

Holiday Snaps and Recon 2

2008-05-30T13:54:00.005+01:00

After getting my magicglowbox fixed I can now share my Bank Holiday snaps.

On the way I did my duty for Recon 2 and found some wiffie at the aeroport.

I also found some wiffie in the Grannitt City where I spent the Bank Holiday weekend. Seems this wiffie malarkey is not just at home...

The Grannitt City was much sunnier than I expected so I went down to the beach to see if I could find any relations. The sand was lovely and soft and I really liked to the views out to sea. Made me wish I could swim better. My fur is not good when it gets wet :o(

I then walked down to the links and saw people playing crikkit. It was a very long game, I don't know how they can be bothered...

Turns out that Scotchland is not as cold as everyone says. I didn't see any Scotches though, must try harder next time!

Evening report

2008-05-08T19:48:00.008+01:00

After the excitement of the morning I next visited a place where learning was happening. Method of learning seems to be absorbing knowledge whilst lying on grass in sun. I think I might join in in the name of scientific investigation...

I later discovered something orange and bubbly, but the current was too strong for Leon to swim in. It soon disappeared though, I think I scared it away with my splooshing.

I made some new friends who took me to a sparkly place called Peeser, and then took me back to their nest to meet the rest of the family. Had to tell off cross_triangle for making improper suggestions about my relations with my new friends...

On my way home I got stuck in jam. It seemed to be making Sapiens very angry, especially as it was hot. I didn't mind though, it was warm and sticky...

Later I heard hissing noises in the next room. It turned out to be Sapien food preparation and I investigated further. It was hot and spitty so I got out of there quicksmart.

After dinner I decided to relax, put all my feet up and watch tellybox. It is bright and colourful and I like it! I'll have to find myself a more comfortable seat though...

Morning Report Supplemental

2008-05-08T14:00:00.005+01:00

I have gained some additional covert surveillance material of the yellow monster in action:

In this next one I am at a distance to prevent any accidents. I still fell off and hurt my bum though. Reconaissance can be dangerous :o(

Morning report

2008-05-08T13:04:00.011+01:00

I have bin interesting places this morning. Got taken a long way away in a green machine over long grey flat things with white lines. Got lost on a magical "ring road"...

Taken to a carp ark, but no carp here... Instead met big yellow monster, I tried to make friends with it and it even let me get close, but then it magically grew a new arm and started making loud narsty noises.

Monster started to break things and move things but no-one seemed to stop him. I also investigated other parts of the ark. There were many nooks and crannies which would have made lovely houses for Leon if it weren't for the noise and the lack of fluff.

Managed to escape the yellow monster and found Sapien "caff". Much more pleasant. Got to carry out more experiments with Sapien food. Discovered sossigies. They were warm and squishy and wrapped in white blankets to keep them from getting cold.

On return to monster site I observed all Sapiens wearing yellow jakkits. I stealthily acquired one to blend in.

I had less luck with the hats though...

Decided to observe monster from distance just to be safe, then headed home for rest and recuperation... Enjoying the non-grey glow in the sky very much. Toasty :o)

Science is dangerous

2008-05-07T13:11:00.006+01:00

Preliminary reconaissance in advance of Thursday duties led to some dangerous situations. Scientific experiments were carried out with Sapien food and my hypothesis confirmed: Sapien food dangerous to ludens if not treated with utmost caution. Thankfully escaped unscathed...

To evolve or not to evolve?

2008-05-07T13:09:00.007+01:00

After debating whether or not to grow more arms to help me with reconaissance, I decided that my current agility was better than anticipated having put myself through a series of exercises.

Nestbuilding

2008-05-07T13:06:00.004+01:00

Being out my natural habitat I have built a nest to remind me of home.