Thursday 19 June 2008

Jackastory

Hello fellow ludens!

I just want to tell a short story about me and where I come from. I is a humble starfish of the class Asteroidea. I not sure if that mean I come shootin down from space, I din't remember bein born so mebbe I is alien starfish? Praps come from woolly galacksy somewear near Lepufo?

Anyhoo, since I can remember I has always like beeches coz they is golden, soft and comfy to lie on. They is also near water but coz of my fur I ain't good to go in the see. I has discuvvered many beeches during mishuns, which make Leon very happy. However, I is also sad starfish as I is not like other ones I find on beeches - mebbe this is more evvydence of alien orrigins? Earth starfish can do strange things like catch fuds by throwing stommaks outside body. I have tried this - it not wok for me. I do better with things like cumber sammiches and netteltee. Also favourite is FISHYCHIPS! Praps this is becoz they come from see?

So, in conclewshun, I fink that mebbe Leon is like Clar Kennt? Was shot down from mebbe dyein woolly plannit to save him and now has superpowers like bein good at growing new armsislegsis, learning new skillz like being cross, and making stuff from woolly. These are definitely not skillz seen in Earth starfish. That's it, that's The End.

Mishun #13

Last night after growing my new armsislegsis I decided to go esplorring around the howse. This is what I have found:

This my new hoss! Giddyup!


Is larnce for jowsting (mebbe try on hoss too?):


Is pole for darncin:


Is fun swing:


Is back scracha for when Leon gets all ichy:


And found another spaceshiprocket on big messy table!




Also has found new friend on a dusty shelf (though am glowtin as I has more armsislegsis than him!)



In conclewshun, Leon fnks tha new armsislegsis very useful in recon mishuns :o)

Tuesday 17 June 2008

Avatari brayne

I is collecting zinks to splain workings of Leonmind... Leon intrestid in many finks


1. These Sapiens are studying my ancestors... I likes geniealogie:

2. Woolly starfish!

3. These men maskarayde under my name!

4. Leon is fewling the crowshay revolooshun

5. Nest nest nest

6. Visiting Scotchland

7. Beeches wot ar gud

8. Leon is golden number accordin to Fibbynarchi

9. More examples of why starfish not funny

10. Where to go to increase arms praps?

Howsehuntin

I has bin dun lookin for new and siting placess to live for Mishun #12. As my luden spends most of time in hoffice I thort might be good place to start. There is many potenshal homes...

This one is bit like nest but not as cosy. Is nice to be near naytcha tho!



This also reminds me of my family. Is soft but not much room inside as full of soft rustly rustly



I tried to share nest with friendly pengwin but a bit of a skweez...


This one also bit crampt...


And this one too!


This howse had more room but not very soft. Leon prefer soft woolly nest at home.


This has handy trapdoor for keeping dark at night.



So, Leon think that wooly nest still favrit, even though lots of possibilities here. Praps could be holiday homes?

Monday 9 June 2008

Scotchland trip

This weekend I went to a different part of Scotchland. I started journeying at the Learning Place...



I got on a Trayne that was headed for somewhere called Noost Reet where I was supposed to find a new bigger one to take me to Scotchland.


Noost Reet was very busy with lots of Sapiens carrying big bags and looking annoyed. I found a flashy board that was supposed to tell me where to find my trayne. It was pretty and bright but you had to wait a long time for it to change. I dint really understand it.


After I found my Trayne I saw it was covered in glyphs. Not sure what they mean. Praps is its name? Maybe member of gang like Ludens and is displayin rank?


I climbed aboard and found my seat. Once I was there though I had problems getting comfytable.



We set off! Finally my destintation was revealed. I was goin Eddybra! There was a spooky voice came from nowhere that told me this.

It was a long journey so I had to make entertainment for myself. I liked looking out of the window as the world went past really fast. When we were in cunntree I really liked the green colour, and then I saw fluffy sky-glyphs on legs walking around on the ground! I was falabbermagastid!


Half way there a man came through the Trayne calling everyone 'rubbish'. I thought that was very rude but noone else seemed to mind. Trayne started getting crampy smelly hot. All sapiens arguing over seets. Leon no like so went sleepy.

When woke got bored an thought I'd try some crowshay. My luden likes it a lot but I just got tangled. What they were making made a comfy seat though.






I is arrived!! Staying in place called Leeth which seems very sunshiney. Leon have to be careful not go bright red.





In the night I got taken to a gigg where there was flashy lights and smoke. Leon not like the sounds though - loud and shouty.



The next day went esplorring. I climbed all over Eddybra - is not as big as originally thought.




Sat down to relax after esplorring and saw some wiffie in the park!!





Next day we went on day trip to norfberrik. BEECH!! Leon feel very at home as saw sand and see. Also met some friends, one let me take a ride on his back.


Leon like Scotchland very much - everybit seen so far is sandy and warm :o) Is very tired now tho and needs rest before continuing on next mishun...